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Machu Picchu & The Selfie Culture That’s Ruining It

I’m going to rant about selfies again. Sorry I’m not sorry.

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It’s Time to Retire the Airline Safety Briefing

“Ladies and gentleman, please pay attention to the following worthless rubbish.”

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For VICE: Trump Just Killed Mexican Craft Beer

Spent an evening with a Mex. City brewer. Surprise surprise, he’s not thrilled about America’s new President.

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Required Listening: The Struts

I’m allowed to love music, even if I’m epically hopeless at making it

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Build Temples In the Sky, Because Why TF Not

This is how all buildings (and life) should be done

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Testing Terrible Grocery Store Sushi in Mexico

I have committed to researching all facets of Mexican life. Or, at least those I feel like testing on a random tipsy whim.

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Stories from abroad by Malcolm Freberg.

All the joy and scares and barely believable nonsense you can find after stepping out your front door, and some other written work besides.

Gratuitous drinking mentions throughout.

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A Volcano Taught Me I Need Remedial Potty Training

Peeing all over myself at 10,000 feet

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Brief & Arrogant Thoughts On Turning 30

I’m old, but I’m happy

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Wooing The Barberess of Portsmouth

About being both smooth AF and awkward AF

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Falling Down Hills In Vietnam & Valparaiso

A chronicle of two wipeouts, one of which smelled awful

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The Most American Meal Ever Is A Traditional Chilean Dish

Chile does American food better than America

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