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Machu Picchu & The Selfie Culture That’s Ruining It

I’m going to rant about selfies again. Sorry I’m not sorry.

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It’s Time to Retire the Airline Safety Briefing

“Ladies and gentleman, please pay attention to the following worthless rubbish.”

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For VICE: Trump Just Killed Mexican Craft Beer

Spent an evening with a Mex. City brewer. Surprise surprise, he’s not thrilled about America’s new President.

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Required Listening: The Struts

I’m allowed to love music, even if I’m epically hopeless at making it

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Build Temples In the Sky, Because Why TF Not

This is how all buildings (and life) should be done

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Testing Terrible Grocery Store Sushi in Mexico

I have committed to researching all facets of Mexican life. Or, at least those I feel like testing on a random tipsy whim.

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Stories from abroad by Malcolm Freberg.

All the joy and scares and barely believable nonsense you can find after stepping out your front door, and some other written work besides.

Gratuitous drinking mentions throughout.

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My Photography Skills Have Taken An Embarrassing Turn

Is dying of shame an actual thing?

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My Family Does Holidays Better Than The Muslims

The Frebergs do things a little differently…

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Cruises, While Awesome, Are Also Filthy Liars

I admit that I’m an outlier case, but I still feel wronged

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Desperate Hangovers Call For Desperate Measures

Pretty sure no one in Chile’s ever pulled this move before…

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A Volcano Taught Me I Need Remedial Potty Training

Peeing all over myself at 10,000 feet

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