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Stories from abroad by Malcolm Freberg. All the joy and scares and barely believable nonsense you can find after stepping out your front door, and some other written work besides. Gratuitous drinking mentions throughout.
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‘Manspreading’ Is Real & Should Be Punishable By Death

Definition: when a male spreads his legs to give ‘himself’ some extra room

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An Entire NYC Club Thought I Was A Waiter

A confusing, sad, and possibly lucrative situation

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The Worst Airbnb Review I’ve Ever Written

“Shrek farting on Beetlejuice’s fermenting loogies”

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Accidentally Sending Nudes To Strangers. As One Does.

Not my proudest moment

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2:00am Firefighting, All For A Cup Of Noodles

Toilet paper and toasters don’t mix

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