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Machu Picchu & The Selfie Culture That’s Ruining It

I’m going to rant about selfies again. Sorry I’m not sorry.

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It’s Time to Retire the Airline Safety Briefing

“Ladies and gentleman, please pay attention to the following worthless rubbish.”

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For VICE: Trump Just Killed Mexican Craft Beer

Spent an evening with a Mex. City brewer. Surprise surprise, he’s not thrilled about America’s new President.

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Required Listening: The Struts

I’m allowed to love music, even if I’m epically hopeless at making it

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Build Temples In the Sky, Because Why TF Not

This is how all buildings (and life) should be done

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Testing Terrible Grocery Store Sushi in Mexico

I have committed to researching all facets of Mexican life. Or, at least those I feel like testing on a random tipsy whim.

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Stories from abroad by Malcolm Freberg.

All the joy and scares and barely believable nonsense you can find after stepping out your front door, and some other written work besides.

Gratuitous drinking mentions throughout.

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The Drinking Trick That Ruined A South African Relationship

Just destroying couples with liquor. NBD.

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Being Served A Dose Of ‘Woke’ In Urban Mexico

A mile in their high heels, as it were

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There’s Exactly One Redeeming Quality To Cricket

Seriously, we could all learn something from the game

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The Single Rudest Thing You Can Do In A Restaurant

In which I act like an utter jackass

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My New Definition Of ‘Home’ Is Irish Pubs

It’s like a surrogate drunken family

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